Katbery

[Katbery]

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[Katbery]

[mapsontheweb]

You don’t have to be an 80’s kid to appreciate the beauty of 8-bit design. 

 

From the nostalgic world of Super Mario Bros. 3 to today’s indie game developers who are still riding the 8-bit design wave - 8-bit design is here to stay. 

 

This inspired us to create this animated 8-bit map of the United States, using its most important tourist attractions, rivers, and mountain ranges.

Source: NetCredit

[Katbery]

[Katbery]

[openbookbells]

The Cullen Family: okay listen Edward, all you have to do is just sit next to the girl in science class and not kill her. That’s it. That’s all that matters.

Edward:

[Katbery]

[doctorpuppy]

If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song

[sourdoughnibblers]

@meanangrydyke

[Katbery]

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[illzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[s1uts]

there was a girl in front of me who did this she looked great

[katbery]

Worked! 100% even though some tough wind!

[Katbery]

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[illzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[s1uts]

there was a girl in front of me who did this she looked great

[Katbery]

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

• everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
• you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
• everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
• multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
• wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
• no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
• big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

consider: vampire PhD students and postdocs, because in addition to all of the above:

• been at the same campus for 57 years? seems legit

[Katbery]

[marvelheroes]

Captain Marvel Character Posters

[katbery]

The cat!

[Katbery]

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[bardstard]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

[edward-masen]

don’t u mean

[littletinysmallmouse]

“I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that… as if you could out run me… as if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”